The Film Assassins http://thefilmassassins.com Reviews for the rest of us Sun, 29 Aug 2010 00:00:02 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Too often critics fall into the trap of being either snarky jerks or pompous snobs. We at The Film Assassins do our best to avoid all that. We\'re just some guys who love movies. So give us a listen, and we hope you enjoy. Reviews for the rest of us Nick Noel, Casey Seiter, Matt Giles http://thefilmassassins.com/wp-admin/images/FA_LOGO_.jpgThe Film Assassinshttp://thefilmassassins.com Film, Movies, Television, Assassins, Reviews yes Nick Lepeschkin- Noel contact@thefilmassassins.com Episode 29 – Scott Pilgrim Vs Unrealistic Expectations http://thefilmassassins.com/?p=395 http://thefilmassassins.com/?p=395#comments Fri, 27 Aug 2010 03:13:49 +0000 Nick http://thefilmassassins.com/?p=395 Hello Assassinites,

We have a great podcast for you. We invent/discover a new social media network though Nick is somewhat uncomfortable with it.  We talk about The Other Guys and the Expendables, but our main review is Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World. Casey and Nick both enjoyed this film though they did have some issues with it. Also, we have the last half to Matt and Nick’s ten shows that were canceled too soon. Feel free to leave us a comment or e-mail us at contact@thefilmassassins.com and we hope you enjoy the show.

]]> http://thefilmassassins.com/?feed=rss2&p=395 3 Hello Assassinites, We have a great podcast for you. We invent/discover a new social media network though Nick is somewhat uncomfortable with it.  We talk about The Other Guys and the Expendables, but our main review is Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World. Casey and Nick both enjoyed this film though they did have some issues with it. Also, we have the last half to Matt and Nick’s ten shows that were canceled too soon. Feel free to leave us a comment or e-mail us at contact@thefilmassassins.com and we hope you enjoy the show. Hello Assassinites, We have a great podcast for you. We invent/discover a new social media network though Nick is somewhat uncomfortable with it.  We talk about The Other Guys and the Expendables, but our main review is Scott Pilgrim Vs. The [...] 01:37:01 yes Episode 28 – Inception http://thefilmassassins.com/?p=392 http://thefilmassassins.com/?p=392#comments Thu, 05 Aug 2010 00:37:01 +0000 Nick http://thefilmassassins.com/?p=392 We have a great show for you guys. In it, we discuss the movie Inception as well as interesting entertainment news bits.. We also have the first part of a two part segment about the 10 shows we feel were canceled too soon. Hope you enjoy, and let us know what you think.

]]> http://thefilmassassins.com/?feed=rss2&p=392 5 We have a great show for you guys. In it, we discuss the movie Inception as well as interesting entertainment news bits.. We also have the first part of a two part segment about the 10 shows we feel were canceled too soon. Hope you enjoy, and let us know what you think. We have a great show for you guys. In it, we discuss the movie Inception as well as interesting entertainment news bits.. We also have the first part of a two part segment about the 10 shows we feel were canceled too soon. Hope you enjoy, and let [...] 1:51:30 yes Episode 27 – Toy Story 3 http://thefilmassassins.com/?p=388 http://thefilmassassins.com/?p=388#comments Thu, 24 Jun 2010 20:37:23 +0000 Nick http://thefilmassassins.com/?p=388 Hello everyone out there on the interwebs, we have a great show for you. On this episode we have a review of Pixar’s delightful new film, Toy Story 3. We have a twist though, instead of Casey as the co-host we have our resident Toy Story Expert Lauren Utter. We also have the second part in our two part of Nick’s interview with Michigan Actor Matt Gwynn. Enjoy the show and please feel free to leave a comment on the site or write a review on itunes.

]]> http://thefilmassassins.com/?feed=rss2&p=388 4 Hello everyone out there on the interwebs, we have a great show for you. On this episode we have a review of Pixar’s delightful new film, Toy Story 3. We have a twist though, instead of Casey as the co-host we have our resident Toy Story Expert Lauren Utter. We also have the second part in our two part of Nick’s interview with Michigan Actor Matt Gwynn. Enjoy the show and please feel free to leave a comment on the site or write a review on itunes. Hello everyone out there on the interwebs, we have a great show for you. On this episode we have a review of Pixar’s delightful new film, Toy Story 3. We have a twist though, instead of Casey as the co-host we have our resident Toy Story Expert [...] Nick Noel 1:30:19 Film, Reviews, Toy Story 3, Podcast yes Episode 26 – Spliced Up http://thefilmassassins.com/?p=383 http://thefilmassassins.com/?p=383#comments Sat, 19 Jun 2010 22:50:19 +0000 Nick http://thefilmassassins.com/?p=383 We have jam packed this episode of the Film Assassins with so much content it is practically bursting. First we have our usual entertainment news section, followed by a review of Splice. Then we change gears a little bit as Nick interviews Michigan based actor Matt Gwynn. This is the first part of a two part interview. In this section Matt and Nick discuss acting in general and also specifically in Michigan. The next part will cover Matt’s favorite actors. Hope you enjoy it.

Links to News Items:

Cheer Up Keanu

Guillermo del Toro in Talks to Revive Van Helsing

Geoffrey Rush to Reprise Roll In Pirates 4

Red Dawn Shelved for Now

Vincenzo Natalio to Direct Neuromancer

]]> http://thefilmassassins.com/?feed=rss2&p=383 1 We have jam packed this episode of the Film Assassins with so much content it is practically bursting. First we have our usual entertainment news section, followed by a review of Splice. Then we change gears a little bit as Nick interviews Michigan based actor Matt Gwynn. This is the first part of a two part interview. In this section Matt and Nick discuss acting in general and also specifically in Michigan. The next part will cover Matt’s favorite actors. Hope you enjoy it. Links to News Items: Cheer Up Keanu Guillermo del Toro in Talks to Revive Van Helsing Geoffrey Rush to Reprise Roll In Pirates 4 Red Dawn Shelved for Now Vincenzo Natalio to Direct Neuromancer We have jam packed this episode of the Film Assassins with so much content it is practically bursting. First we have our usual entertainment news section, followed by a review of Splice. Then we change gears a little bit as Nick interviews Michigan [...] Nick Noel 1:39:58 Film, Review, Movie, Entertainment yes Episode 25 – How Iron Man 2 Got Lost http://thefilmassassins.com/?p=367 http://thefilmassassins.com/?p=367#comments Wed, 26 May 2010 21:13:18 +0000 Nick http://thefilmassassins.com/?p=367 Hey Folks,

Today we have reviews of Iron Man 2 as well as our thoughts on the series finale of Lost.  Let us know what you think.

Show notes:

Orlando Bloom Joins Three Musketeers

Megan Fox Leaves Transformers 3

Jack Bender to Produce Alphas

]]> http://thefilmassassins.com/?feed=rss2&p=367 3 Hey Folks, Today we have reviews of Iron Man 2 as well as our thoughts on the series finale of Lost.  Let us know what you think. Show notes: Orlando Bloom Joins Three Musketeers Megan Fox Leaves Transformers 3 Jack Bender to Produce Alphas Hey Folks, Today we have reviews of Iron Man 2 as well as our thoughts on the series finale of Lost.  Let us know what you think. Show notes: Orlando Bloom Joins Three Musketeers Megan Fox Leaves Transformers 3 Jack Bender to Produce Alphas Episode 24 – Time Keeps on Slipping Into the 80′s http://thefilmassassins.com/?p=362 http://thefilmassassins.com/?p=362#comments Sun, 11 Apr 2010 14:28:13 +0000 Nick http://thefilmassassins.com/?p=362 Hey everyone, I don’t have a lot of time so I will make this short and sweet. Time machines, good or bad? Who knows, who cares? We Do! Also, I think we talk about aliens for awhile. Enjoy!

]]> http://thefilmassassins.com/?feed=rss2&p=362 3 Hey everyone, I don’t have a lot of time so I will make this short and sweet. Time machines, good or bad? Who knows, who cares? We Do! Also, I think we talk about aliens for awhile. Enjoy! Hey everyone, I don’t have a lot of time so I will make this short and sweet. Time machines, good or bad? Who knows, who cares? We Do! Also, I think we talk about aliens for awhile. Enjoy! 57:59 yes Episode 23 – Labyrinth in Wonderland http://thefilmassassins.com/?p=343 http://thefilmassassins.com/?p=343#comments Fri, 19 Mar 2010 22:36:07 +0000 Nick http://thefilmassassins.com/?p=343 Hey there everybody! This episode we’re going to be talking about Alice in Wonderland and Labyrinth. Listen to in depth discussion on characterization, directing and stupid fucking dancing. Also, friend of the show Ash has a new movie review show that is available on youtube. It is called Hop on Pop Culture. Check it out!

]]> http://thefilmassassins.com/?feed=rss2&p=343 1 Hey there everybody! This episode we’re going to be talking about Alice in Wonderland and Labyrinth. Listen to in depth discussion on characterization, directing and stupid fucking dancing. Also, friend of the show Ash has a new movie review show that is available on youtube. It is called Hop on Pop Culture. Check it out! Hey there everybody! This episode we’re going to be talking about Alice in Wonderland and Labyrinth. Listen to in depth discussion on characterization, directing and stupid fucking dancing. Also, friend of the show Ash has a new movie review show [...] 1:07:23 yes Episode 22 – Cop Your Clerks Out http://thefilmassassins.com/?p=318 http://thefilmassassins.com/?p=318#comments Wed, 03 Mar 2010 05:03:57 +0000 Nick http://thefilmassassins.com/?p=318 Today we’re going to be discussing the new Kevin Smith movie Cop Out. The consensus between Casey and I seems to be that overall it is a pretty funny movie, but it is kind of a mess plot and tone wise. In other words, if you’re getting drunk, there are worse movies to have on while you’re doing it. Rosemary’s Baby comes to mind.We also talked about Clerks and Kevin Smith as director and a man.

Show notes: Here are the links to the articles we were talking about in the news portion.

AMC Order Pilot for Walking Dead

Ben Stiller Talks Zoolander Sequel

Matt Damon Says he will Not be Back for Bourne

Leno Returns

]]> http://thefilmassassins.com/?feed=rss2&p=318 0 Today we’re going to be discussing the new Kevin Smith movie Cop Out. The consensus between Casey and I seems to be that overall it is a pretty funny movie, but it is kind of a mess plot and tone wise. In other words, if you’re getting drunk, there are worse movies to have on while you’re doing it. Rosemary’s Baby comes to mind.We also talked about Clerks and Kevin Smith as director and a man. Show notes: Here are the links to the articles we were talking about in the news portion. AMC Order Pilot for Walking Dead Ben Stiller Talks Zoolander Sequel Matt Damon Says he will Not be Back for Bourne Leno Returns Today we’re going to be discussing the new Kevin Smith movie Cop Out. The consensus between Casey and I seems to be that overall it is a pretty funny movie, but it is kind of a mess plot and tone wise. In other words, if you’re getting drunk, [...] Episode 21 – More Drama then you Can Handle http://thefilmassassins.com/?p=192 http://thefilmassassins.com/?p=192#comments Sun, 14 Feb 2010 22:09:50 +0000 Nick http://thefilmassassins.com/?p=192 For this episode we review some of the best dramas on television. Included is a lengthy discussion about Breaking bad and how much Nick is sick of 24. Nick also tells some lame jokes that Casey pretends to laugh at. Friendship! Also, Matt talks about CSI.

]]> http://thefilmassassins.com/?feed=rss2&p=192 3 For this episode we review some of the best dramas on television. Included is a lengthy discussion about Breaking bad and how much Nick is sick of 24. Nick also tells some lame jokes that Casey pretends to laugh at. Friendship! Also, Matt talks about CSI. For this episode we review some of the best dramas on television. Included is a lengthy discussion about Breaking bad and how much Nick is sick of 24. Nick also tells some lame jokes that Casey pretends to laugh at. Friendship! Also, Matt talks about CSI. 57:09 yes Episode 20 – Television from the Future…TODAY! http://thefilmassassins.com/?p=190 http://thefilmassassins.com/?p=190#comments Sun, 14 Feb 2010 22:02:21 +0000 Nick http://thefilmassassins.com/?p=190 In this episode we will be talking about some of the sci-fi shows that were on this past season or have recently started up. Get ready for some intense Lost discussion, some vaguely interested Warehouse 13 rambling and Matt totally fucking up his one word Battlestar Galactica review.

]]> http://thefilmassassins.com/?feed=rss2&p=190 4 In this episode we will be talking about some of the sci-fi shows that were on this past season or have recently started up. Get ready for some intense Lost discussion, some vaguely interested Warehouse 13 rambling and Matt totally fucking up his one word Battlestar Galactica review. In this episode we will be talking about some of the sci-fi shows that were on this past season or have recently started up. Get ready for some intense Lost discussion, some vaguely interested Warehouse 13 rambling and Matt totally fucking up his [...] 49:34 yes